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The Great Gatsby (2013)
posted by maroon5gurl88
A warning: If you need to read The Great Gatsby
for a book report, I implore you not to see the
movie! It’s not the easy way out, generally
because the changes director Baz ...
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Sat May 11, 2013 11:18pm
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Pain & Gain
posted by maroon5gurl88
The true story behind Pain & Gain is so ludicrous
that only a master of bombast like Michael Bay
could adapt it and do it justice. The movie is
Bay at his slickest, and works ...
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Wed May 1, 2013 9:52pm
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The Big Wedding
posted by maroon5gurl88
Hollywood needs to understand that just because
you invite a bunch of once A-list stars to a party
and film it, doesn’t make it a good movie; but
no one listens and thus we ...
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Mon April 29, 2013 9:55pm
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Scary Movie 5
posted by maroon5gurl88
When will the Scary Movie franchise up and die? I
consider myself a fan of the first two movies, but
anything after that is straight up garbage. Scary
Movie 5 is the gash th ...
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Sun April 14, 2013 1:46pm
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42
posted by maroon5gurl88
Through their very nature, biopics are meant to
either inspire us or teach us harsh lesson about
the trials and travails of genius; 42 works at
doing both. Despite well-tread ...
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Sun April 14, 2013 1:28pm
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Evil Dead (2013)
posted by maroon5gurl88
I’m a fan of the original Evil Dead, and while I
applaud director Fede Alvarez’s desires to
create a message and present nebulous scares not
too different from a drug trip ...
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Wed April 10, 2013 8:16pm
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The Host
posted by maroon5gurl88
The Host is a bad movie. It is a painful,
God-awful excuse for a movie, and I’m not saying
that because it’s source material was written by
Twilight scribe Stephanie Meye ...
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Sun March 31, 2013 10:23pm
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Olympus Has Fallen
posted by maroon5gurl88
With the latest Die Hard being utter garbage, what
movie can audiences go see that will remind them
of the joy and violence that the 80s used to
bring? Look no further than d ...
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Thu March 28, 2013 8:59pm
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The Croods
posted by maroon5gurl88
You can scour the history of animation and find
very few films that don’t talk down to children.
Disney and PIXAR have perfected the model,
leaving fledgling animation stud ...
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Sun March 24, 2013 9:38pm
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The Call
posted by maroon5gurl88
The Call could have been a middling, yet
entertaining leap to the monotony of March.
Instead, the weirdest script decisions derail
everything, and leave the audience forever
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Mon March 18, 2013 5:53pm
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The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
posted by maroon5gurl88
Apparently the 1990s have been resurrected and
things that were funny then are meant to be funny
now? That’s not true? Well, than someone needs
to tell the director and sc ...
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Mon March 18, 2013 4:22pm
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Dead Man Down
posted by maroon5gurl88
Dead Man Down has potential to elevate a B-movie
thriller into an A-list revenge thriller, but the
low-level script makes everything feel decidedly
mediocre. The acting, part ...
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Sun March 10, 2013 5:08pm
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Oz: The Great and Powerful
posted by maroon5gurl88
As if it desiring to remake The Wizard of Oz
isn’t difficult territory already, how hard
would be to do a prequel? As evidenced by Oz: The
Great and Powerful, it’s incred ...
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Sun March 10, 2013 3:50pm
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Dark Skies
posted by maroon5gurl88
The haunted house flick has become as rote and
tired as every other genre of horror that’s out
there today. In watching the latest in the genre,
Dark Skies, I found myself ...
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Tue March 5, 2013 8:37pm
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21 and Over
posted by maroon5gurl88
Have you seen The Hangover, Harold and Kumar Go to
White Castle, or Dredd/The Raid? Then you have
seen every movie that 21 and Over blatantly steals
from, making this pointle ...
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