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Scary Movie 5
posted by maroon5gurl88
When will the Scary Movie franchise up and die? I
consider myself a fan of the first two movies, but
anything after that is straight up garbage. Scary
Movie 5 is the gash th ...
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Sun April 14, 2013 1:46pm
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Evil Dead (2013)
posted by maroon5gurl88
I’m a fan of the original Evil Dead, and while I
applaud director Fede Alvarez’s desires to
create a message and present nebulous scares not
too different from a drug trip ...
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Wed April 10, 2013 8:16pm
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G.I. Joe: Retaliation
posted by Jay
As I sit down to write this review for G.I. Joe:
Retaliation, I find myself struggling to figure
out how I should approach it. Do I write it from
the perspective of a kid who ...
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Tue March 26, 2013 8:42pm
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Dead Man Down
posted by maroon5gurl88
Dead Man Down has potential to elevate a B-movie
thriller into an A-list revenge thriller, but the
low-level script makes everything feel decidedly
mediocre. The acting, part ...
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Sun March 10, 2013 5:08pm
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Identity Thief
posted by maroon5gurl88
I wish having your identity stolen was as fun as
it’s presented in the movie, Identity Thief!
Don’t you know, as long as the criminal who’s
bankrupted you, blemished yo ...
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Wed February 27, 2013 9:02pm
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A Good Day to Die Hard
posted by maroon5gurl88
I adore the Die Hard franchise, or I did until
recently. The first three Die Hard films are
canon. The last one, Live Free or Die Hard, kick
started a whole new John McClane ...
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Mon February 18, 2013 11:51pm
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Warm Bodies
posted by maroon5gurl88
The teen genre, must like the zombie genre, is
rapidly wearing out its welcome (and I believe it
might have done that five years ago). It reaches
an apotheosis in director Jo ...
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Mon February 4, 2013 12:31am
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The Collection
posted by maroon5gurl88
As we head into awards season horror films become
rarer and rarer. Those that do make it to
theaters are generally maligned with scathing
reviews and little marketing push. ...
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Sat December 8, 2012 5:09pm
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Dredd
posted by maroon5gurl88
I don’t know what I expected from Dredd the
movie as I’ve never read the comics nor have I
seen the 1995 film version (which appears to be
for the best according to review ...
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Sun September 23, 2012 9:17pm
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The Apparition
posted by maroon5gurl88
It’ll be hard to find a film worse than The
Apparition at year’s end. How this film got a
theatrical distribution is beyond me as there are
countless films relegated to D ...
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Sun August 26, 2012 9:45pm
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Hit and Run
posted by maroon5gurl88
It’s always sad to see a movie with actors I
enjoy fail miserably to entertain me. So it goes
with the independent film Hit and Run. With an
impressive cast including Dax ...
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Sat August 25, 2012 7:37pm
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ParaNorman
posted by maroon5gurl88
With summer closing there’s been much reflection
done on what movies were “the best.” I
maintain the most enjoyable animated film of the
summer is just coming out and s ...
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Wed August 22, 2012 4:39pm
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Ted
posted by maroon5gurl88
I seem to be in a film slump. Over the last three
weeks I’ve consistently disliked the films
I’ve seen; so I didn’t have much faith in Ted
as I hate Family Guy and ever ...
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Mon July 2, 2012 8:40pm
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Magic Mike
posted by maroon5gurl88
I walked out of director Steven Soderbergh’s ode
to the male stripper, Magic Mike, saying “It’s
exactly like a strip show. After the glitter and
nudity is covered up yo ...
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Fri June 29, 2012 9:54pm
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Chronicle
posted by maroon5gurl88
The trailers for Chronicle really don’t do a
decent job of explaining the film. Upon first
seeing the trailer I assumed it was a short film,
something related to Facebook, ...
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Tue February 7, 2012 9:18pm
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